The 10 Stages of Pulling an (Academic) All-Nighter

Finals are upon us. Friends, I have faith in you. Have faith in yourself. If you should find yourself headed toward an all-nighter, this is what is to come:

8 pm Determination: YES! IT’S GO TIME!

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9 pm Procrastination: It’s inevitable

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10 pm Go-time: Alright. Reread the requirements/review sheet just to double check you’re on track.

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10: 30 pm Productivity: You accomplish a solid few hours of work but still have weeks worth of work ahead of you…

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1 am Caffeine: This is your 5th coffee/Mountain Dew/Red Bull. You’re TURNT

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2 am Hunger: Your body is normally sleeping but right now, you feel like you haven’t eaten in years

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2:30 am Crisis: You start Googling things like, “Well-paying jobs that don’t require a degree”

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3 am Final Stretch: Upon realizing that you have no desire to work at an electrical power plant (although it pays well and doesn’t always require a degree), you go back to your task.

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3:30 am Math Mode: What is the lowest grade you can get and still pass…?

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6 am SUCESS! YOU HAVE DONE IT! Your sleep schedule is now f@*#%d for the next few days, but you have completed your task and your all nighter.

Get some rest, you champion you.

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4 Comments

  1. December 9, 2014 / 11:12 pm

    My life right now! aaand I should be studying.

  2. December 15, 2014 / 11:16 am

    Hahaha this made me laugh so much! This is literally me right now. I’m in my procrastination phase… Send help

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